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Thursday, March 22, 2012

Review x Deux: The Toolbox Murders (1978) by Amanda By Night & Cinema Du Meep

This installment of Review X Deux is a review ported over from an older blog (originally published July 15th 2007) by my good friend Amanda By Night (of the incomparable Made For TV Mayhem blog) Here is our he said/she said take on this underrated gem from the burgeoning era of the Slasher Film.


The Toolbox Murders (1978)



The title The Toolbox Murders is now more famous because of Tobe Hooper's recent "re-imagining" of the old grindhouse flick. Not that I have anything bad to say about it. It's an amazing film that seemed to take Hooper back to his more primal instincts. And it was a bloody good time. But it's unfortunate that new-ish horror fans might not be aware of how different the original was. Not only that, but the original Toolbox is a damn fine film. It was awash with human emotions and even with all of the so-called brutality aside (most of which happens in the infamous first thirty minutes), Toolbox ups the ante by becoming something more. My friend, and co-reviewer, Michael Ferrari, said it best when he wrote about audiences not being prepared for what the film had to offer. Not that it was over flowing with violence, rather it's an acute character study on grief. And you'll be damned if you'll find another horror film like it, especially in today's white-washed PC cinema.



The Toolbox Murders 
Review by
Amanda By Night 

1978's The Toolbox Murders is a surprising film. Surprising because it lives up to it's ultra-exploitive title and because it also manages to be a study on the human condition. Yeah, you heard me... this movie is all heart. Sometimes the heart is broken and other times it's just ripped from one's chest, but all kidding aside, Toolbox is an anomaly,and more importantly, it's good.

The first 1/2 hour of Toolbox is a slice and dice extravaganza. Few films can boast such a brutal bodycount in so few minutes and for once, the movie is what you think it's going to be. Then it switches gears and becomes one of the most personal slasher films in the genre. Whether it was the writers' or the director's input, Toolbox becomes a very moving and fairly realistic look at loss and grief. Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but there's way more here than meets the eye here. On the surface, Toolbox is at once brutal and ugly while maintaining a highly under appreciated look at affective's of death on those left behind. While most 70s horror would be happy just to revel in the demise of its victims, Toolbox offers up other kinds of casualties as well. Practically everyone with a major part in this movie experiences some kind of loss,and inside of this loss is where the demons and or angels come forth. For the missing girl's mother, it's just to simply keep moving, for the brother, it's to take action even if it means getting in too deep. And for the killer, it's to exact the evil from the world; an evil he believes killed his little girl.

A good portion of the film dwells on the captive and the captor. It is here that we get to the meat of the story and the killer becomes both tragic and sad. Then there's a twist and everything you were lead to think is happening and once again Toolbox spins into a yet another descent into grief.

Shot in a matter-of-fact style, anyone who saw this movie when it first released in theaters or on VHS, probably remember the infamous bathtub scene best. It's a fantastically button pushing scene, and was even discussed on 60 minutes. But there's more here than just a voluptuous nude woman fighting for her life, but of course, if that's all you want, this movie is sure to satisfy you there too! What an interesting line Toolbox walks, and seemingly with ease. One of the oddest films to come out of a decade where odd was its middle name, The Toolbox Murders is a one-of-a-kind viewing that deserves a wider, more appreciative audience.




The Toolbox Murders 
Review by
Michael of Cinema Du Meep


Bit by bit by bit, back in the so-called decadent 1970s, filmmaker’s intentions were undoubtedly different from today. As we all know, ultimately all Films are a business, and a return-on-investment is the absolute bottom line. But when comparing the Movies of then to today, there is a huge difference in the way a Filmmaker expresses himself within those parameters. You get the sense that most first time directors today feel the need to cram as much as possible into their First Films partly out of fear of not making another Movie, partly to be showy and cover all their bases—ALWAYS looking to get that next big gig. Low budget Filmmaking of the 1970s was a time when you could find these quirky little Movies that end up sneaking up on you, cramming in some interesting subtext when and where you least expect it. 

While re-watching Dennis Donnelly’s The Toolbox Murders, I couldn’t help but feel like I was missing out by not being as old as I am back then, enjoying this strange little Movie in it’s first run in 1978. The Picture came out at a time right when the Slasher Film genre as we know it today was about to bust wide open with the release of John Carpenter’s Halloween, some 7 months later. Audiences in March of ‘78 walked into the Film because of it’s exploitation-esque title expecting some blood and guts, and they walked out with exactly that and something else more curious... 



Donnelly, an Episodic TV show veteran, crafts a Film that always plays with your expectations. The first half hour of The Toolbox Murders piles on several murders, seemingly one after the other after the other. Your mind can’t help but wonder if the Film is just going to be scene after scene of pointless mayhem, and then suddenly the violence stops and the typical sleuthing aspect of Slasher Films kicks in. It is also at that point where the Film shifts gears completely. The killer is quickly revealed and becomes more of the focus of the story and we as the audience are held captive, much like Pamela Ferdin’s prophetically named final girl Laurie, and in the Film’s greatest and most shocking scene... we are simply forced to sympathize with and understand his intentions, while fearing for Laurie’s life.

Discussing The Toolbox Murders with others, I often hear that at this point the Film is mostly lost on them. While I will agree that it slows down tremendously, I don’t believe it's at fault to the Film. It’s at this point where it is most alive. Movies nowadays make it bit more fashionable to sympathize and accept villains in more substantial roles... Rob Zombie has certainly made a career of it... Recently Kevin Costner got his own chance to shine in Mr. Brooks, playing the title character’s sympathetic serial killer role. TV has it’s fare share of it as well, most notably, Showtime’s Dexter. Though back in 1978, most mainstream Films stayed away from the concept. It was in rare exceptions, usually in low-budget films, where the despised (usually) obscured madman got his chance to unleash his anguish through the simple act of communicating verbally with another. Some sort of personal tragedy is the jumping point for this macabre bunch, and cold-blooded, calculated murder is almost only their true way of expressing their anxieties.

The Toolbox Murders ends up being more than just a wallow into a man’s psyche as the Film’s pace picks up and a little twist is thrown in for good measure. The Movie’s final scene is decidedly very 70's in it’s refusal to end on a false upbeat note. You walk away feeling more than you thought you would for characters in a Film of its ilk. I personally wondered where things went wrong as Movies depreciated with each year, and characters in the genre increasingly became less dimensional and more annoying than anything else. Risk seemed to be something that comes up a lot. As the years go on, more and more Films play to the audience instead of against it. Studios, Producers, Writers and Directors, well-established or not, seem to want to impress as many as possible instead of intriguing the few who actually get that humans, even when presented in art, can be complex and not summed up in a 5 to 7 word sentence.

Recently I saw a friend of a friend’s “Independent” Film that boasted an all-star cast of actors desperately trying to prove they can act and play “dark” and more complex-than-usual characters. You know, a notch above cardboard cut-outs. It was depressing and a reminder that honesty is the one thing left out of most Movies today. Once and awhile you’ll see that honesty, and it’s those Films I welcome with open arms. To me, instead of calling a decade like the 70s “The Golden Age” I’d rather call the occasional good, honest Film to come out of any given decade... golden.

The Toolbox Murders is exploitation with that golden something extra. It’s a great little Picture that reminds us that the only real way to enjoy Films, especially those of a formula, is to keep an open mind. Hopefully you’ll find one that surprises you once in awhile by unexpectedly taking you on a journey a little off-road. You know, that wacky and weird little place you’d least expect finding yourself before arriving at your final destination. It’s a groovy thing.



More Review x Deux:
The House On The Edge Of The Park (1980)

Saturday, March 17, 2012

DVD Evaders: Midnight Ride (1990)



Midnight Ride
From Cannon Films
Original Theatrical Release Date: July 20th 1990

Do you like Action Movies? Do you like Horror Movies? Do you like Action Movies that have cool, no-nonsense heroes like Michael Dudikoff who also sport a leg cast? Do you like Horror Movies that feature heroes from blockbuster films as villains who like to take polaroids of their dying victims and also have a eyeball gouging fetish? Do you like supporting roles by great actors like Robert Mitchum? Do you like Road Movies? Do you enjoy a well shot, hyper stylized Film that aims to please? Well, if you like any or all of those things, Midnight Ride is the Movie for you.

Yes, Luke Skywalker does play a crazed villain who likes to collect eyeballs. But hey, who doesn't have a hobby? Michael-The Dude-ikoff plays a cop hot on Hamill's trail as he happens to of hitched a ride with The Dude-ikoff's estranged girlfriend. Gotta catch that creep before it's too late!


Midnight Ride is one of the weirdest hybrid Action-Slasher Horror Movies out there. And that's what makes it stick with you all these years later. Especially enjoyable is the image of The-Dude-Ikoff strapped to the hood of a taxi while Hamill laughs it up and drives wildly through the night...


Sadly the picture has been mostly forgotten. The VHS is long out of print and when it was available, it was only available in a Pan 'N Scan version (The Film was shot in Anamorphic Widescreen, as is always the preference of Producer Ovidio G. Assonitis). Midnight Ride deserves a chance to be seen. If anything to see Mark Hamill strut his crazy stuff. He's really good here, probably better than he has ever been before. It's interesting to watch actors who are best known for playing mostly good people, pardon the pun, go to their dark side...

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Meep Pic Of The Week: The Boys Next Door (1985)




The Boys Next Door
From New World Pictures
Original Theatrical Release Date: October 1985 (premiere) New York Theatrical Run: March 14th, 1986

Penelope Spheeris (The Decline Of Westen Civilization 1 & 2, Suburbia, Wayne's World) Directs a script from James Wong & Glen Morgan (The X-Files TV Series, Final Destination 1 & 3, Willard) that is a chilling tale of two aimless High School seniors who find themselves budding serial killers in mid 80's Los Angeles.

Before Charlie Sheen went nuts and in turn clean & sober he befriended Maxwell Caulfield (Grease 2) and the two make quite the 80's pair. Caulfield's Roy is a pretty strange guy. He is clearly disturbed from the start, but as the Film progresses, he goes into a quiet descent into madness that reaches a point of no return. This is quite a performance. He's mesmerizing to watch, and effortlessly outacts Sheen and his along-for-the-ride character Bo, who in himself is fun to watch as Sheen was on the cusp of becoming a break out star during this period with Platoon and Wall Street on the horizon.


The Boys Next Door is a Movie I watched a lot growing up. It's disturbing and creepy, but it's also very entertaining, with enough humor and hijinks to ease you into the darker stuff. Although this Film easily qualifies as Exploitation (Produced by Roger Corman's New World Pictures) Spheeris elevates the proceedings as she keeps things as real as possible, with a no bullshit approach and of course, a killer soundtrack. I wish she was still making interesting Films like this one. Check it out with the Serial Killer you love.

Thursday, March 8, 2012

10 Movies About... College Hijinks

10 of my Favorite Movies that revolve around the wacky hijinks of College life.


Real Genius (1985) 
Choice Wacky Dialogue: "But if I stay, what should I do? -- "You get even with Kent. It's a moral imperative" 

Revenge of the Nerds (1984)
Choice Wacky Dialogue: "WE'VE GOT BUSH!"


Choice Wacky Dialogue: "The good news is your dates are here. The bad news is... they're dead"


Campus Man (1987)
I don't remember any Choice Wacky Dialogue from Campus Man off the top of my head, but the Movie has a lot of College fun. 1987 was the year that felt the most 80s to me. Campus Man is the unadulterated embodiment of it's time. Just look at the poster!


Nobody's Perfect (1990)
Choice Wacky Dialogue: "My venus saw my penis and now the damn thing has come between us"


Threesome (1994)
Choice Wacky Dialogue: "You have the hots for me, I have the hots for him, and sooner or later he's gonna have the hots for you" --Sounds pretty hot to me" 



The Party Animal (1985)
Choice Wacky Dialogue: "I'm like King Midas" Everything I touch turns to poontang!"


Choice Wacky Dialogue: "Sheriff, this is Lanier College calling. There's been a multiple shooting on the campus quadron. Sir, LISTEN! Several students have been shot, kidnapped in a brown van. You better get out here. IT'S HAPPENING. THE PSYCHOPATHS ARE HERE!" 


Killer Party (1986)
Choice Wacky Dialogue: "I myself prefer a big fat cucumber" 



How I Got into College (1989)
How I Got Into College might not go down in history as the best Film ever made, but it's certainly the most College-y Movie on this list. I had fun with it. Plus. Lara Flynn Boyle strikes again!


Oh okay, how about one more? Not an obvious choice, but, I found this Comedy/Drama to be pretty great (one of the very best Films of it's year, actually) and with enough zany Collegiate moments to qualify for this list:


Wonder Boys (2000)
Choice Wacky Dialogue: "Now, that is a big trunk. It holds a tuba, a suitcase, a dead dog, and a garment bag almost perfectly" 
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