Thursday, March 3, 2011

RIP: Rappers In Peril Movies

 I warned you not to go out and Rap tonight...

 Busta Rhymes gets an unwelcome visit from big Mike in Halloween Resurrection, the best film ever made about a web series set inside of the house of a masked psycho who only hunts down stupid people one day a year.

Coolio star of Pterodactyl and other horror classics such as The Convent, Dracula 3000, Leprechaun In The Hood, & Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Summer

 DMX gets a little vampire torture in the expressionist masterwork The Bleeding

Ice Cube is longing for his days 'n the hood in Anaconda...  
 Later gets chased by space zombies in Ghosts Of Mars

Ice-T gets to further exploit his mighty acting chops in the heartwarming classic
Leprechaun In The Hood

 Ja Rule, thespian du jour and star of modern day masterpieces like The Assault On Precinct 13 Remake, Da Hip Hop Witch, Furnace and Scary Movie 3

 Lil' Romeo, breakout new star of The Pig People

LL Cool J gets chased by sharks in Deep Blue Sea, Michael Myers in Halloween H20 and watches Val Kilmer & Christian Slater's career further disintegrate in Mindhunters

 Rah Digga, helping to roll over William Castle in his grave in Thir13en Ghosts

 Redman tries to get in Jennifer Tilly's pants, ends up gutted by her doll version in
Seed Of Chucky

 Snoop Dogg, The Man, The Myth, The Legend responsible for Bones, Hood Of Horror & Urban Menace

  Sticky Fingaz doing his best scream queen in Leprechaun Back 2 Tha Hood.  
Later star of the moving follow up to the genre chestnut House Of The Dead.

More Rappers In Peril:

Master P of Don't Be Scared & The Pig People
Method Man of Venom 
Mos Def of Island of The Dead
Tone-Loc of They Crawl 
Treach of Feast


Ty said...

Hilarious post!

edgarchaput said...

Hmm, that little lepricon sure knows how to act!

Cinema Du Meep said...

Thanks Ty!

Edgar-- ICE-T never had an acting chance!

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