Friday, January 28, 2011
She's Got The Power: Chicks With Powers In Film & TV 1975-1999
The Girl: Carrie White (Sissy Spacek)
The Power: Telekinesis
The mother of all she's got the power movies. Poor Carrie White... Even with the power of telekinesis she never really could catch a break. See you in hell, Chris Hargensen!
The Girl : Tia (Kim Richards)
The Power: Paranormal abilities
Tia and her brother Tony can do it all... Their minds have more powers than most children have toys. It comes in handy against these villains with many the acting chop: Ray Milland, Bette Davis and Christopher Lee.
The Girl: Jaime Sommers (Lindsay Wagner)
The Power: Bionic Strength
The Bionic Woman was a spin-off of the Six-Million Dollar Man. She not only had his powers... she also looked killer in a turtleneck and pantsuit.
The Girl: Rita (Susan Myers)
The Power: Supernatural/Telekinetic
The Spell is a TV Movie from 1977 that was made to capitalize on the success of Carrie. The story concerns a brat who starts using her powers to get back at those who annoy her in her miserable existence. Which is, everyone. Co-starring a young Helen Hunt as her equally bratty sister.
The Girl: Cathy (Randi Allen)
The Power: Possession, evil glowing eyes
Little girl Cathy was possessed by her evil dead aunt... And now she's offing every else off in the family with the help of her doll. And even better, she curses up a storm.That is not very nice, young lady.
The Girl: Rosalie (Rosalie Cole)
The Power: Psychic/Supernatural
An eleven year old girl uses her powers to revenge her mother's death with the help of zombies. That's right... she summons up dead people from a cemetery to do her bidding. An eleven year old. Only in the 70's!
The Girl: Jennifer (Lisa Pelikan)
The Power: Psychic Powers with the emphasis on control over animals
My favorite of all the Carrie rip-offs. Jennifer is a poor country bumpkin who uses her smarts to get into a fancy private school. All the rich girls immediately hate her and start to torture her mercilessly. Soon she'll use her natural power over animals to teach them a lesson or two! Co-starring Bert Convy and one groovy title song!
The Girl: Gillian (Amy Irving)
The Power: Strong Psychic ability with mind control
Brian De Palma takes another stab at mind power in this entertaining thriller which features Carrie's Amy Irving as a girl with a high level of Psychic power that is being controlled by evil John Cassavetes.The ending is a doozie!
The Girl: Sarah (Kay Lenz)
The Power: Psychic/Telekinetic powers with some occult flavor
Sarah the wallflower watches her sister get into the most popular sorority house (equipped with the bitchiest of girls at college) while she gets stuck in one that is run by weirdo house mother Shelley Winters. Soon she's using her Carrie-esque powers to ward off the bitches and perhaps land hunky Paul (Tony Bill, the director of My Bodyguard!)
The Girl: Julia (Lee Purcell)
The Power: The Occult
Linda Blair plays Rachel, a nice girl who suddenly finds her cousin Julia living with her and her family after the cousin's parents and housekeeper are wiped our mysteriously one day. Julia is hiding a deep, dark secret that involves occultism and witchery. Rachel figures it all out and has to deal with it as well as the bitch staying in her room.
The Girl: Laura Mars (Faye Dunaway)
The Power: Second Sight
Unfortunately the power here has Laura Mars seeing through the eyes of a killer, and not much being able to do about it. With the help of a uni-browed policeman (Tommy Lee Jones) this groovy high fashion photographer eventually attempts to hunt down the killer and hopefully not get killed in the process.
The Girl: Wonder Woman (Lynda Carter)
The Power: Fighting crime as a superhero, Lasso skills, Looking great in what's essentially underwear.
All I can really say is, read these lyrics to Wonder Woman's theme song:
Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman.
All the world's waiting for you,
and the power you possess.
In your satin tights,
Fighting for your rights
And the old Red, White and Blue.
Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman.
Now the world is ready for you,
and the wonders you can do.
Make a hawk a dove,
Stop a war with love,
Make a liar tell the truth.
Get us out from under, Wonder Woman.
All our hopes are pinned on you.
And the magic that you do.
Stop a bullet cold,
Make the Axis fall,
Change their minds, and change the world.
Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman.
You're a wonder, Wonder Woman.
The Girl: Bonnie (Wilhelmina Green)
The Power: Being god's gift (or maybe the devil's!)
Bonnie is an orphan taken in by a family after she's left by her mother one day. This little angel soon presents herself to be much more in this entertaining clone of The Omen.
The Girl: Jan (Lynn-Holly Johnson)
The Power: Extra-sensory perception
Lynn-Holly Johnson's Jan is supernaturally drawn in to a 30 year old mystery involving a dead girl in the woods. Soon she finds it literally possessing her and her sister (Kyle Richards) in this well made Disney film.
The Girl: Edna (Ellen Burstyn)
The Power: Healing
Ellen Burstyn plays a woman who after a tragic car accident which results in the death of her husband, develops the ability to heal people with physical ailments. Jesus power!
The Girl: Ursa (Sarah Douglas)
The Power: Super
Ursa has the strength and power of Superman, but with zero warmth and compassion. When she's with Non and Zod, they can take over any world in any galaxy... That is until Superman outwits them all. Ursa is also a super babe.
The Girl: Kara/Linda/Supergirl (Helen Slater)
The Power: Superhero
Supergirl, Who is she? Superman's cousin...duh. An in that photo, she might also be a fan of Nazi Germany. Supergirl also stars a clearly embarrased Faye Dunaway who develops the power to camp it up and seduce Hart Bochner.
The Girl: Charlie McGee (Drew Barrymore)
The Power: Pyrokinesis
Stephen King really gives little Drew Barrymore the power in this fun 80's horror flick about a girl who can burn just about anything. Her dad naturally has telekinesis. Maybe someone should ask him if he has another daughter named Carrie...
The Girl: Sheena (Tanya Roberts)
The Power: Mystical, Telepathic communication with animals
To quote the poster:
She is an ancient prophecy fulfilled. A golden God-child possessed with a mystic gift. A gift which grew in strength as she grew in years. A gift about to be put to the ultimate test: Innocence against Evil... Plus Tanya Roberts looks hot in a loin cloth.
The Girl: Red Sonja (Brigitte Nielsen)
The Power: Super strength, Looking hot
Brigitte Nielsen is given the power of super strength to defeat the evil Queen and her army... But she must resist the notion of love as it will weaken her. But who could resist the charm and sex appeal of Arnold Schwarzenegger?
The Show: Misfits Of Science (1985-1986)
The Girl: Gloria Dinallo (Courtney Cox)
The Power: Telekinesis
This short-lived show about young people with powers ran on NBC for only 15 episodes. Courtney Cox played the cute resident Telekinetic kid... Ah, way back in the 80's she was known for being the girl from Bruce Springsteen video, Alex P. Keaton's girlfriend and she still had her original face.
The Girl: Vicki (Tiffany Brissette)
The Power: Robot
Behold the power and awesomeness of Vicki the robot! Created by good natured family man and super nerd Ted Lawson (Dick Christie), Vicki soon becomes a part of the family. Expect super strength, a walking wikipedia page and zany robot antics to ensue. Small Wonder ends up being the most unintentionally creepy show of the 80s.
The Girl (Jennifer Connelly)
The Power: Psychic ability with control over animals, especially insects.
Dario Argento mixes slasher with supernatural in this tale of a girl at a Swiss boarding school with the ability to control insects and has a psychic link (what else?) with a madman who is hanging around killing girls in gruesome fashion.
The Girls: Alexandra (Cher), Jane (Susan Sarandon), Sukie (Michele Pfeiffer)
The Power: Witchery, Bad taste in men.
The three ladies of the title here do their best to conjure up the perfect man one dark & stormy night over many cocktails... And he shows up... But in the form of Jack Nicholson as Daryl Van Horne (and very possible, The Devil) The Witches Of Eastwick is a ton of goofy, good-looking fun.
The Girl: April Flowers (Michele Meyrink)
The Power: To make boys spontaneously combust
Michele Meyrink (Real Genius) has the uncanny ability to make guys combust when they get turned on by her. If that isn't the lousiest power to have, I don't know what is.
The Girl: Anna (Charlotte Burke)
The Power: Magical Sketching Ability
Anna is a sickly girl who starts to draw things and they start becoming a reality in and out of her dreams. Paperhouse with all it's haunting visuals is definitely an original.
The Girl: Felice (Joanna Pacula)
The Power: Occultism
Meredith Salenger's aunt Felice shows up one day and turns her family upside down as she brings along her voodoo skills and the hots for her dad. Aunt Felice is not only hot for her dad's bod, but she also wants hers... to live in forever. Ca-reepy!
The Girl: Alice (Lisa Wilcox)
The Power: Um, she's the Dream Master...
Another horror movie, another wallflower. Lisa comes into her own by somehow taking on the powers of her dead friends. She eventually gets enough skills for a final showdown with Freddy in this highly entertaining and visually inventive entry in the popular franchise.
The Girl: Tina (Lar Park Lincoln)
The Power: Telekinesis
Jason Vs. Carrie
(there were 3 more sequels so it's safe to say that Jason wins)
The Girl: Martha (Rosanna Arquette)
The Power: Medium (take that, Patricia!)
Rosanna Arquette is a Medium who's pretty good at predicting deaths... and unwittingly witnessing murders. From the director of Flash Gordon the movie (Mike Hodges). Sadly this movie does not have a soundtrack by Queen.
The Girl: Louise Miller (Robyn Lively)
The Power: Witchery
Teen Witch started out as Teen Wolf for girls! Thankfully they changed the wolf to witchery and ended up with this hilarious and endearing cult movie with a memorable (for varying reasons) soundtrack. Take that!
The Girl: Camilla (Jenny Seagrove)
The Power: Occultism, The ability to have sex with trees
A couple with a baby find themselves with a hot British nanny in this underrated horror film from William Friedkin. Turns out the hot British nanny is a crazy kind of druid... There will be tree trunk lovin', oh yes, there will be tree trunk lovin'...
The Girl: Delia (Asia Vieira)
The Power: Of perhaps being the Antichrist
The third sequel to The Omen finds the Antichrist struggling to dominate the world and make one family's life a living hell through the piercing eyes and powers of a creepy little girl.
The Girl: Dora (Sarah Smuts-Kennedy)
The Power: Extra-sensory, Psychic bond
This New Zealand made horror film finds Jack and his sister separately put up for adoption. Jack's life is full of misery, while Dora has it a lot better. She uses her extra sensory powers to track down Jack, but hopefully before it's too late as his evil step-sisters really have it in for him. A criminally underrated movie.
The Girl: Matilda (Mara Wilson)
The Power: Telekinesis
Road Dahl's children's book comes to life with this tale of an under-appreciated kid who uses her powers to get back at the family who ignores her.
The Girls: Sarah (Robin Tunney), Nancy (Fairuza Balk), Bonnie (Neve Campbell), Rochelle (Rachel True)
The Powers: Witchery
By 1996 witchery in movies seemed a bit out of vogue. Thankfully The Craft brings it back into fashion and finds the good girl vying with the evil bitches of the world... inside and outside of her little group.
And to bring it back full circle...
The Girl: Rachel (Emily Bergl)
The Powers: Telekinesis
Carrie White is long gone, but don't forget about her sister! Seriously, The Rage Carrie 2 could have easily been a terrible film... And some too easily chalk it up as such. But for those who can see beyond a sequel number will find lots of interesting stuff here. Director Katt (Poison Ivy) Shea (who replaced the original director a few weeks into filming and revamped the film) paints Rachel as a pretty strong character. The turmoil she goes through here feels real. Oh, and the showdown at the end is gore-tastic.